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{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
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{"fact":"One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.","length":96}
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{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}
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{"fact":"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.","length":114}
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