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{"type":"standard","title":"Imelda Staunton","displaytitle":"Imelda Staunton","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q234798","titles":{"canonical":"Imelda_Staunton","normalized":"Imelda Staunton","display":"Imelda Staunton"},"pageid":1056489,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b6/Imelda_Staunton%2C_October_2019.jpg/330px-Imelda_Staunton%2C_October_2019.jpg","width":320,"height":387},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b6/Imelda_Staunton%2C_October_2019.jpg","width":461,"height":558},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286929021","tid":"678f9c88-1fc4-11f0-95f5-bc01d8607e54","timestamp":"2025-04-22T21:54:46Z","description":"English actress and singer (born 1956)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imelda_Staunton","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imelda_Staunton?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imelda_Staunton?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Imelda_Staunton"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imelda_Staunton","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Imelda_Staunton","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imelda_Staunton?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Imelda_Staunton"}},"extract":"Dame Imelda Mary Philomena Bernadette Staunton is an English actress and singer. After training at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art, Staunton began her career in repertory theatre in 1976 and appeared in various theatre productions in the United Kingdom. Over her career, she has received several awards including a British Academy Film Award, and five Laurence Olivier Awards as well as nominations for an Academy Award, three British Academy Television Awards, three Golden Globe Awards, and three Emmy Awards.","extract_html":"
Dame Imelda Mary Philomena Bernadette Staunton is an English actress and singer. After training at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art, Staunton began her career in repertory theatre in 1976 and appeared in various theatre productions in the United Kingdom. Over her career, she has received several awards including a British Academy Film Award, and five Laurence Olivier Awards as well as nominations for an Academy Award, three British Academy Television Awards, three Golden Globe Awards, and three Emmy Awards.
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