{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
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